Animal Jokes
- 2 Hedgehogs in the Middle of the Road
- A bear walked into a bar...
- A bear was chasing a little rabbit...
- A Bunny Story
- A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the...
- A Little Lysdexic Humor
- A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...
- A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights...
- A piece of advice
- A Real Watch Dog
- A snail owned a car...
- A Ton of Pinching?
- A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...
- A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
- A Zoo Story
- Afghani Fowl
- Alabama Farmer
- Alexander and Kermit
- Alligator Shoes
- American in Mexico
- Amishamed Of Myself
- An Atheist and a Bear
- Animal Wackiness
- Animals in the Fridge!
- Another Chicken, Another Road
- Ants In Yer Pants
- Apple and Worm
- Ba Ba Black Sheep
- Baboon Face
- Bah Ram Ewe
- Baptism Is Not for Everyone
- Bar... Duckman
- Bar... Grasshopper
- Bar... Monkey
- Bar... Talking Dog
- Barnyard Poem
- Bear and Deer
- Bear and Rabbit
- Bear and Toilet
- Bear It All
- Bear on a Rampage
- Bee Milky
- Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts
- Bees Pees
- Beethoven's Chicken
- Bells on Cows
- Best Goldfish Joke Ever!
- Big Noses
- Big Pink Gorilla
- Big Testicles
- Bigfoot and Blonde
- Bin Laid
- Bird Brained
- Bird it Through the Grapevine
- Bird vs. Fly
- Birdie Poem
- Birdman
- Birds Fly Upside Down Over Iowa
- Birds of Paradise
- Bishop And The Ass
- Black And White
- Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake
- Blonde & Turtle
- Blonde and Goldfish
- Blonde and Prawn
- Blonde Bird Watcher
- Blonde Counting Sheep
- Blonde Horse Sense
- Blonde Horses
- Blonde NASA Engineer
- Blonde Test
- Blondes and cow patties
- Blondes and Turtles
- Blondog
- BMW & a Porcupine
- Bone Diggers
- Bovine Hijinx
- Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass
- Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake...
- Broken Cage
- Brooklyn Zoo
- Brutus' Last Stand
- Bubble Blowing Duckies
- Bug's Mind
- Bull
- Bull Grapevine
- Bulldog + Shih tzu
- Bullfight Buffet
- Bullfight Buffet
- Bullwinkle
- Bunnies and Carrots
- Bunny Love
- Bzzzz
- C'mere Pig
- C-ing I Dog
- California Gay Whale
- Capon Fear
- Carrots
- Cartoon Animal Infidelity
- Cat Hating Husband
- Cat Hospital
- Cat in the Way
- Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
- Catching Rabbits
- Cats -- Now And Forever
- Centipede and Parrot
- Charging Elephant
- Chicken ain't chicken
- Chicken Chat
- Chicken Crossfire
- Chicken Engineering at Its Finest
- Chicken in the Road
- Chicken Joke: Dirty!
- Chicken on the Football Field
- Chicken Wire & Duct Tape
- Chicken...Underwear
- Chores on the Farm
- Christmas Carol Parrot
- Chucky at the Movies
- Circumcisional Evidence
- Clinton 'n' Buddy
- Clinton Hijinx
- Closed Bull's Eyes
- Cock O' The Walk
- Comfortable
- Condom Dog
- Confucius Say
- Cow and Her Apples
- Cow at Cranberry Cove
- Cow Bells
- Cow Fun
- Cow or Tractor
- Cow Pat Lip Gloss
- Cow Reflexes
- Cow Riddle
- Cow with No Legs
- Cows In Government
- Crazy Little Critters...
- Cricket
- Cross Breeding
- Crossbred Dogs
- Curious George
- Cutest Baby Chicks Ever
- Dangerous Squirrels
- Dead Ant
- Dead Dog
- Deaf Rover
- Dino-Rific!
- Dinosaur St.
- Doe in the Woods
- Dog Butt
- Dog Crossing
- Dog Days
- Dog Days
- Dog Fishin'
- Dog Train
- Dog vs. Fox
- Dog w/o Wheels
- Doggie No Legs
- Doggone It
- Doggy Style
- Dogs and Dem Womenfolk
- Dogs Take Their Licks
- Don't Got Milk?
- Don't Welsh On Me
- Donkey and Onion
- Donkey Compliment
- Donkeys at Christmas
- Donkeys at Christmas
- Donkeys' Quixotic Journey
- Double-Parked Frog
- Dragging Their Feet
- Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo
- Duck Tales
- Ducks and Elephants
- DUCKS OR PLUCKS?
- Dumb Crooks Roundup
- Eagles and Weasels
- Elephant and Man
- Elephant and Prostitute
- Elephant and Rhino
- Elephant Farts vs. Saloon
- Elephant Innuendo
- Elephant Physiology
- Elephant Tampon
- Elephant Time
- Elephant...Cherry Tree
- Elephantitis
- Elephants, Beavers and the Jungle
- Energizer Bunny
- Every Party Needs a Pooper
- Everyone's Doing It
- Evil Tuna
- Fairy Tale For Our Times
- Farmer and the Cow
- Farmer Joe and his Mule
- Fast Food for Rednecks
- Father Murphy's Donkey
- Firetruck
- First Day of School
- Fish Brains
- Fish Eye
- Fish On The Wall
- Fish says, "Duuuuude!"
- Fish Smoking
- Fish TV
- Fishy
- Fleas
- Fleas
- Flies Have Wings, Why?
- Flock Of Seagulls
- Fly Away
- Fly vs. Mosquito
- Football Animals
- Football Fan To The Rescue
- For my next trick...
- For People with Time on Their Hands
- Ford HippoVan
- Four Men and Their Dogs
- Four Worms and a Funeral
- Fox into Bulldog
- Frenchman and Farm Animals
- Frog Crossing
- Frog Crossing Road
- Frog on the Lady's Head
- Frog's Dream
- Froggie Proposal
- Froggy Woes
- Gangs of New York Part II
- Gator Bite
- Genetic Manipulation For Good, Not Evil
- Get Away From my Deer!
- Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!
- Ghost story for tots
- Giant Underwater Bottom Feeder
- Goathead! Goathead!
- Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room
- Gone With The Schwinn
- Goose & Lawyer
- Goose Hunting
- Gorilla Boogies
- Gorilla Chase!
- Gorilla Control
- Gorilla Golf
- Gorilla in Heat
- Gorilla Language
- Gorilla Removal
- Got Any Grapes?
- Grasshopper Biology
- Green and Jumpy
- Grizzly Bear Warning
- Gum Crossing
- Guy With Frog Growing Out of His Head
- Harem
- Harry Potter Quiz
- Hedgehog, Giraffe, Dental Hygeine
- Heffahump
- Helen Keller's Dog
- Help. I Lost My Crippled Turtle.
- Here, Chicken, Chicken
- Here, Piggy, Piggy
- Hi-Steppin' Mama
- Hi-Steppin' Mama
- Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
- Hit and run
- Holy Moley
- Horny Toad
- Hot Doggin'
- How do you Catch a Squirrel?
- How Do You Catch?
- How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
- How To Bathe A Cat
- How to Catch an Elephant
- How To Clean A Cat
- How To Prepare Chicken...
- Huh?
- Husband, Wife & Mule
- I Didn't Know They Had Hats
- I feel like chicken tonight
- I Guess That's Fair
- I like long walks on the beach
- I Like Monkeys
- I Think I'm a Moth
- I'd Rather Have a Puppy
- Ice Fishing
- Indian Promiscuity
- Inky Pig
- Instant Cow Attraction!
- Insulting Parrot
- Invisible Carrots
- Isn't She Lucky?
- It's Not For Him, Stupid
- It's Very Difficult To Marry Princesses
- It's What's for Dinner
- It's What's For Dinner
- Jam out, Adam Ant!
- Jesus & the Robber
- Jesus Is Gonna Get You
- Join the Club
- Jumping Rope
- Jungle Fever
- Jungle Poker
- Just browsing
- Kangaphant
- Kangaroo + Leap Year =
- Kangaroo Sleepovers
- Keep It In Your Pants
- Kid and Animals
- King JESUS
- Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E
- Kitty Treat
- Knock knock... cows
- Knock Knock... Roxanne
- Lab Monkeys
- Late AGAIN
- Law Enforcement
- Lawyer and Vulture
- Lawyer vs. Water Fowl
- Leek Limerick
- Legless Dog
- Legless Poodle
- Lego my Legolas
- Lessons in Ebonics
- Let's Play Monkey In The Tree
- Lice-nse to Ill
- Lightbulb Flies
- Lightbulb... Mice
- Like You Would Ever Call a Fish
- Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator
- Little Nancy's Pet
- Lonely Fishermen
- Love Stinks
- Lucky Frog
- Mad Cow!
- Mad Cows
- Mad Dog!
- Make a Sentence
- Male Bashing
- Man and Pig?
- Man Beats Dog
- Man Catches Crocodile
- Marsupial Mirth
- Mary Had A Little Lamb
- Math Dog
- Meals on Wheels
- Mexican or Mexican''t
- Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman
- Mighty Mouse
- Mighty Mouse
- Millionaire's Party Guest
- Mixed Breed
- Mom and Dad were trying to console Suzie...
- Mommy Almost Died
- Mommy and Daddy Dearest
- Mommy, Mommy!
- Monkey in a Tree
- Monkey Programmers
- Monkeying around
- Moof
- Moron
- Mounted Cop
- Mouse Hole
- Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
- Mrs. Andrews & Her Lost Love
- My Dog Can Beat Up Your Dog
- My First Time
- My Pig Belle
- Naked Man
- Name That Animal, Kids
- Name Those Tracks
- Nasty Eskimo
- National Bird
- Nerd Season
- No-Legged Dog!
- None For You
- Not Going To Try This Again
- Not Your Typical Chicken Joke
- Obnoxious Parrot on an Airplane
- Octopus
- Ode to a Glow Worm
- Of Elephants and Marshmallows
- Old Granny and Dog
- One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons
- One of the Worst Jokes Ever Written
- One-Eyed Blonde
- Osama and Bush Have a Dog Fight
- Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...
- Osama's Ride
- Osama's Spawn
- Panda Bear
- Panda Bear
- Parakeet Cereal
- Parrot Talk
- Parrot-Prostitutes
- Peckers
- Penguin & JFK, Jr.
- Penguin and The Mechanic
- Penguin Delivery Service
- Penguins Go to the Zoo
- Pet Zebra
- Pic & Sav
- Pig Farmer
- Pig In A Bar
- Pig In Summer
- Pig!
- Pig-ipede
- Pillar Of The Community
- Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed
- Polar Bears
- Polar Bears Really Like Peas
- Polygon
- Poof! You're a dog.
- Pop a Cap in the Lion's Gluts
- Porcupine vs Ferrarri
- Porcupines
- Pregnant Tree
- Proverbs
- Psychiatrist's Best Friend
- Punk 'n' Parrot
- Q:What do you do to an elephant with three ...
- Rabbit Breakout
- Rabid Dogs are Useful
- Racoon Joke
- Raven and Dog
- Rectum
- Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon
- Redneck Beaver
- Rednecks' Dogs
- Regular Toad and Horny Toad
- Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry
- Respecting the First Lady
- Return the Dog
- Roadkill Logic
- Robins in My Yard
- Rocket Science
- Rodeo
- Rooster
- Rooster Crossing
- Rooster in His Declining Years
- Rooster Plays B-ball
- Rooster Prozac
- Roosters vs. Lawyers
- Round and Round It Goes
- Rover the Brick
- Roy the Rooster
- Safe Elephant Sex
- Seagull's Final Resting Place
- Shaggy Duck Story
- Shark Attack
- Sheep Boy
- Sheep Soup
- Sheepish
- Shepherd To Shepherd
- Shoot The Pig
- Shooting an Elephant
- Shop At WalRusMart
- Shoulda Said
- Silent Bunny Humping
- Skipped Church Lately?
- Skunk
- Skunk Punk
- Skunked Again
- Sleeping Squirrel
- Smart Blonde
- Smart Fish
- Snail Charity
- Snail Heads for the Daytona Tracks
- Snail Shanghai
- Snake Bite
- Snakeskin Punny
- Some Things You Just CAN'T
- Something Men Can't Get...
- Sons Devoted to Mom
- Spider Diet
- Squirrel Kickin'' Back
- Statue Fantasy
- Stinkin' Proof
- Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
- Stupid Birds
- Tarzan's Kipling-esque Treatise
- Tarzan, King of the Elephant Trunk
- Tasties in a Half Shell
- Tatonka Redux
- Teacher's Pet
- Ten Cows in Your Basement
- Termite Fun. Yep, Termite Fun.
- Texas Transplant
- Thanksgiving Turkey
- That Darn Cat
- That's A Buncha Bull
- That's Cheesy
- That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
- The Aging Explorer
- The Answer
- The Ant
- The bear and the rabbit
- The Birds and the Bees
- The Blonde Fox
- The Brass Rat
- The Chicken and The Horse
- The chicken was never this clever
- The Christmas Parrot
- The Christmas Parrot
- The Classic Joke That Sucks
- The Cowboy and his Horse
- The Creation of Man
- The Cross-Eyed Cow
- The Day Owl and The Night Cat
- The Dead Dog
- The Duck and the Condom
- The Engineer and the Frog
- The Facts of Life
- The Fish-Eating Competition
- The Fly
- The Frog Won't Be Your Beast of Burden
- The Golden Mug
- The Hamster Show
- The Housebroken Redneck
- The Indecisive Chicken
- The Law of the Jungle
- The Lion and the Turkey
- The Little Fire Engine
- The Lyin' King
- The Magician and the Parrot
- The Magician and the Parrot
- The Mystery of the Humming Bees
- The Naked Truth
- The Octo-cow
- The Offspring
- The Other Side
- The Penguin
- The Pheasant, The Bull, and Moralizing
- The Pig with the Wooden Leg
- The Praying Parrot
- The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...
- The Rabbit and The Bear
- The Scientist and the Frog
- The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate
- The Smartest Dog Ever
- The Tale Of The Three Holes
- The Teacher's Gift
- The Three Little Pigs
- The Three Little Pigs of North Jersey
- The Three Ugly Ducklings
- The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle
- The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
- Thee You In The Moth Pit
- There She Blows
- There she blows
- There were two blondes at the park...
- Thirsty whale
- This Little Piggy
- This Little Piggy
- Those Crazy Vermont Folk
- Three Drunk Men
- Three Dumb Hunters
- Three Little Ducks
- Three Little Pigs
- Three Nuns and a Parrot
- Three Strikes Your Out
- Three-Legged Dog
- Throwin' The Ol' Catskin Around
- Throwing Stuff Down A Mineshaft
- Tigger Please
- Time For a Get Together
- To Diet For
- Totally Bats
- Trap A Polar Bear
- Trapped Inside a Whale
- Traveling on Friday
- Trix are for Kids
- Turkey Crosses the Road
- Turkey Rhythm
- Turn On Your Energizer Bunny
- Turtle Crossing
- Turtle Sexuality
- Turtle Soup
- Turtles and Picnics and a Minor Tragedy
- Two Blondes and a Camel
- Two Blondes and Two Mice
- Two brunettes and a blonde...
- Two Little Snakes
- Two nuns from France were coming to New York...
- Two Of These Things Belong Together
- Unbearable Lightness of Being
- Vampire Blood Bath
- Vet
- Virgin Wool
- Wailing Whale
- Walkin' in a Doggie Wonderland
- Walruses And Their Tupperware
- Water On The Inside
- Wetreating Wabbits
- Whale Hijinx
- What animal should you never play cards with?
- What Are Ya, Chicken?
- What Came First...
- What did the fish say when he ran into the ...
- What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo
- What do you call a monket...
- What do you call an elephant...
- What do you get when you cross a Scottish...
- What drug was the duck on...
- What is red and green?
- What Sex is Polly?
- What's my name bitch?
- What's Purple...Tree
- What's the difference between a dead lawer ...
- What's The Difference?
- What, Exactly, Are Cats?
- Whats Orange And Sounds Like A Parrot?
- When Beasts Speak!
- When Cats Are Like Men
- Where's Ice Cube, Eve, and Cedric?
- Which Way?
- Who dun it?
- Who is Marylou?!?
- Who Let The Blondes Out?
- Who's That Dog?
- Why did God give women...
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Winnie the Pooh
- Wizard of Toad
- Wok-a-doo
- Yo mama and a rat
- Yo Mama's a Saint
- Yo mama's so dumb...
- Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo
- Yo mama's So Hairy
- Yo Mama's So Nasty... Petting Zoo
- Yo mama's So Old
- Yo mama's So Stupid...Penguin
- Yo mama's So Ugly
- Yo mama's...Easy
- You and the Elephants Bond
- Your family is so poor...