Mime Haiku

What's that over there?

Not a bull, but a person

For me to lasso.

Oh help me! Help me!

This box is getting smaller!

Oh wait, you don't care.

Look at me, friend. I'm

A kabuki referee.

No, I'm a mime, dick.

Guess what animal

I am. No, not that, not that.

Nope. I was a frog.

Before I tell you

Why I wear a skin-tight shirt,

Is it cold in here?

Wow, how can I dance

On the sun, you ask? Because

It's made of cardboard.