A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, 'I have something to tell you about your child...'
The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, 'What's wrong with it?'
The doctor says, 'There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite.'
The woman looks confused. 'A hermaphrodite, what's that?'
The doctor replies, 'It has both features of a male and a female.'
The woman looks relieved. 'What? You mean it has a penis AND a brain?'