Whatever Jokes

• "Cocaine is a hell of a drug"
• "Hey, Nice Tie''
• $500 Porsche
• ''I'm Stupid'' Signs
• 10 Reasons Not to Live in Connecticut
• 10 Reasons You Know You Bought a Bad Computer
• 10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd
• 10 Ways to Annoy Cops
• 10 Ways to Annoy Cops
• 10 Ways To Tell You're From New Hampshire
• 12 Days of Christmas
• 15 Ways to be Annoying
• 2 Canadian Guys
• 2 Hedgehogs in the Middle of the Road
• 2 Weeks to Live
• 20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room
• 24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
• 25 Fun Pool Activities
• 3 Vampires
• 40 Things Never Said By Southerners
• 40' Long and Stinky
• 4th and Goal
• 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
• 50 Things to Do in a Mall
• 50 Ways To Say "I Love You"
• 500 lawyers in the ocean
• 51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
• 6.9
• 69 Things to do in Wal-Mart
• 70's Cookie Band?
• 72?
• 77 vs 69
• A 90-year-old man said to his doctor
• A bear was chasing a little rabbit...
• A Blind Question
• A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
• A Blonde Goes to the Library?
• A blonde was cooking dinner
• A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...
• A Blonde's Brain At Work
• A Brief History Of Medicine
• A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ...
• A Bunny Story
• A Child's Prayer
• A Confused Computer
• A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding
• A Country War
• A Cucumber, a Pickle, and a Penis
• A Definite Definition
• A Dream of Jet Planes
• A Drunken Leprechaun
• A Father's Last Request
• A Fence Bid
• A Few Philisophical Statements...
• A Girl Named Happy Butt
• A Group Of Four Very Close Friends
• A guy decides to buy a new...
• A guy was smoking a cigarette...
• A ham sandwich walks into a bar...
• A Happy Meal
• A Hard Riddle
• A Horoscope For The Workplace
• A Horse, Of Course
• A Joke of Genius
• A lady and her baby...
• A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son
• A Letter from Mom
• A little boy gets on a bus...
• A little boy wrote to Santa ...
• A little boy wrote to Santa ...
• A Little Cannibalism Humor, Folks
• A Little Far-Fetched, But Okay
• A Little Help From the Shakes
• A Little Lysdexic Humor
• A Lonely Jew in Catholic School
• A Lonely Jew in Catholic School
• A Mall Order
• A man has six children...
• A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights...
• A man went on vacation to Texas...
• A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...
• A manager walks into his office...
• A Misuse of NASA Technology
• A Moral Dilemma
• A Multiple Hot Foot
• A Natural Blind
• A piece of advice
• A Piece of Ass
• A pirate walks into a bar ...
• A plane is on its way to Houston when a ...
• A police officer saw a car speeding...
• A Prayer Before Dying
• A Real WANGsta
• A redneck taped paper to his television...
• A Road Trip to Yo Mama
• A Roomful of Rednecks
• A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...
• A seismologist, a meteorologist, and a fireman...
• A Shave and a Shine
• A skeleton walks into a bar...
• A Small Journey Through Hell
• A Special Night in Iowa
• A Sweet Ass Story
• A Ton of Pinching?
• A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...
• A What?
• A Woman's Plan
• A Zoo Story
• Abbott & Costello's Cyber-Routine
• ABC
• Abusement Park
• Accomplished
• Accountants and Engineers on a Train
• Act Of God
• Actual Answers From Radio Contestants
• Actual Instruction Labels...
• Actual Police Quotes
• Adam and Eve
• After Great Britain's Beer Festival...
• After School Snack
• After the Honeymoon...
• Aggie Accident
• Aggie Nativity
• Aggies R Dum
• Ah, Fugettaboudit
• Air Head on a Beer
• Airline A-Hole
• Airplane Humor
• All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter
• Almost Famous
• Amaryllis Stupid Joke
• Amish Country
• Amish Woman Driver
• Amishamed Of Myself
• Amorous Amish People! Kinky!
• Amputee Escaping
• Amuse-o-tron
• An Act of Charity
• An Atheist and a Bear
• An Egyptian man is walking...
• An Odd Tale
• An Old Fart
• An Orange Parrot, Of Course
• An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss
• And God Created A Sleeping Man
• And In A Year I'll Be Five
• Annoying Things To Do In A Restaurant
• Answering Machine
• Antennas
• Anywhere Is Good
• Applying For Social Security
• Ark-N-Saw
• Arkansas Toothbrush
• Army Police Brutality
• Arnold's Search Engine
• Asian Lady
• Assembly Required
• Atlanta School Board
• Attempted Suicide
• Authentic Grafitti
• Aye, Aye, Captain!
• B-Day Sex
• Baby boomers
• Baby Clock Talk
• Baby, This Is The Best Line Ever
• Backstreet Boys vs. Possums
• Backwoods High Tech
• Bad Car Day
• Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back
• Bad Drivers
• Bad Male Drivers
• Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane
• Bagpipe
• Baked Bean Death
• Baked beans and their delightful tune
• Baking Blondes
• Baldy Pants
• Banana
• Bananaramarobastore!
• Band Humor
• Banker Joke
• Barbie
• Barbie
• Barbie Turns 40
• Barbie's Christmas Beau
• Baseball for Scotsmen
• Bathroom
• Bathroom Humor Philosophy
• Bathroom Nationalities
• Batman & Robin Flatten Criminals!
• Batman and Robin vs. a Train
• Battle of the Engineers
• Be Careful What You Wish For
• Beans & Onions: Delicious
• Beat the Casino
• Beatles
• Beats Banging Pots
• Beautiful
• Beauty & The Beach
• Bed Football
• Bee Jokes for the Pollen in You
• Bee Milky
• Beer for Geeks
• Beethoven is Dead
• Bell Tower
• Bellboy
• Benefits of Being Female
• Benifits of Being an Athiest
• Best Goldfish Joke Ever!
• Best Thing About Iowa
• Best Way of Skipping Out on a Check
• Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt
• Bewildered Archaeologist
• Big Boss Man
• Big Fat Mopeds
• Big Nostrils
• Big Pink Gorilla
• Big Red
• Big Ten Alumni Mountain Climbing Trip
• Big Trouble
• Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women
• Bigger
• Biker Bar Interview
• Bill Gates and General Motors
• Bill Gates in Hell
• Bill Gates' Honeymoon
• Bill Gates, Super Ego
• Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge Device
• Birdman
• Birds Fly Upside Down Over Iowa
• Birth Control
• Birth Signs
• Bishop And The Ass
• Bite Your Tongue
• Bjork
• Black Eyes
• Black Sheep
• Black White Black
• Blank Willow
• Bleachin Yo Mama
• Blind Man & Nuns
• Blind Man Holding a Knife Over Your...
• Blind Skydivers
• Blonde Bet
• Blonde Fish
• Blonde House Party
• Blonde Looking for a Job
• Blonde Loses Sweet Job
• Blonde Mixup
• Blonde PVC
• Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss
• Blonde Trapped on an Isand
• Blonde Welfare
• Blondes and Airplanes
• Blondes Strike Back
• Bloody Mary
• Blue and Doesn't Fit
• Bob Dole's Band
• Bombed Outta My Head
• Bombing Works
• Boo!
• Booger Pick-up Line
• Boomerang
• Bootiful
• Born Loser Defined
• Botched Robbery
• Bottle opener
• Bottom 50 Celebrity Sandwiches
• Bottom of the Ocean
• Bouncing Baby Brute
• Boy Scout
• Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover
• Bra & Hat
• Bra Shopping
• Braggadocio
• Branch-Davidians
• Brave Firefighters
• Breaking the News is Worth a Beer
• Breast Stroke
• Bright Eyes
• Broom Factory
• Brooms & Carrotsticks
• Brown and Serve
• Brunette Mating Call
• Bubba Claus
• Bucket Color
• Bucket of What?
• Bugs and Teeth
• Bulgy Protrudy Is What They Call Me
• Bulimic Digits
• Bullfight Buffet
• Bully For You
• Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers
• Bumper Sticker Sayings
• Bumper Stickers II
• Bumper Stickers III
• Bumpersticker Bonanza
• Bungee Jumping In Mexico
• Buried at Sea
• Burning Bush
• Bus Incident
• Bush Has a Short One
• Bush's Tragedy
• By Any Other Name
• C-ing I Dog
• Californians & Granola Bars
• Camoflauge Clothing
• Can you believe how many award shows there are....
• Canadian Gum
• Canadian, Eh?
• Candle Romance
• Canni Ball!
• Cannibals and Clowns
• Cannibals Clowning Around
• Capitalism for Dummies
• Captain Red Shirt
• Car Dealership Funny
• Car Fun
• Car Joke
• Carefully Placed Periods
• Carpet
• Carrots
• Casket
• Cat Hating Husband
• Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
• Catch a Bra
• Caution: Condom Crossing
• Celebrity Sandwiches
• Celebrity Sayings
• Cell Phones and Tampons
• Chain Letter for Women Only
• Chair Man of the Board
• Charming
• Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife
• Cheap Thoughts
• Cheese
• Chef Clown
• Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry
• Chicken Engineering at Its Finest
• Chicken Wire & Duct Tape
• Chickenhead in the Road
• Chin nuts
• Chocolate Ice Cream
• Christmas Carol Parrot
• Christmas Chimney Congestion
• Christmas Cop
• Christmas Cop
• Christmas In Heaven
• Christmas Italian Style
• Christmas Songs for Shrinks
• Christmas Songs for Shrinks
• Chuck The Yuck
• CIA Test
• Cinderella Has A Camera?
• Clams Casino
• Clean Joke, Dirty Joke
• Clean Your Clock
• Clean, Clean, Clean
• Cleansing
• Clip Clop Bang
• Cloak & Dagger
• Clock
• Clock Joke
• Close Enough For Government
• Closer to God
• Clown joke: read at own risk
• Code for Sex
• Coin Riddle
• Cold One
• College Grads
• Color Television
• Come Early And Bring Your Lunch
• Come On, Ride The Train
• Comeback Before You Leave
• Comedy Central's Alleged Humor
• Comedy Central's Alleged Humor
• Coming to America
• Computer Diagnosis
• Computer Humor
• Computer Memory
• Computer vs. Air Conditioner
• Confessional Etiquette
• Confucious
• Confucious Quotes
• Confucious Say...
• Confucious Say...People Who Can Count
• Confucious Say...Runs Behind Bus
• Confucius Pocket Talk
• Connection Between Star Trek and TP
• Constipated Accountant
• Constipation
• Constipation
• Construction Site
• Consulting Fun
• Conversation
• Convicts
• Cop/Cyclist/Dope
• Corn Hole
• Corny
• Corporate Lessons
• Countdown
• Country Music Backwards
• Country Politics
• Cousin Jack Falls Apart
• Cow Abortion
• Cow at Cranberry Cove
• Cow or Tractor
• Cow Pat Lip Gloss
• Cow Tornado
• Cowboys and Lightbulbs
• Crazy Book Guy
• Crazy Clone Humor
• Crazy State Puns
• Creative Writing
• Cruel Joke
• Cubist Poo
• Culture Shock
• Cursing Fish
• Cute Little Sayings
• Cutest Baby Chicks Ever
• D.A.M.
• Daily Affirmations
• Dangerous Toys
• Dangerously Cheesy
• Dark Suckers
• Darn Crazy Kids
• Daughter's Prayer
• David's Brother David
• De-evolution
• Dead Composer
• Dead Donkey
• Deaf Rover
• Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat
• Death by Mexican
• Death Cab
• Deeds vs. Words
• Deernuts and Beernuts
• Definition of Suspicious
• Dem Bones a' Rattle
• Demon Babies
• Designated drunkard
• Dial-a-Rooster?
• Dictaphone
• Did I do that?
• Did you hear about the dyslexic devil...
• Did you here about the cross-eyed ...
• Did you know that Richard Pryor and Michael ...
• Diet for Stress
• Difference Between Penis and Bread
• Difference!
• Dikfer
• Dinner's Ready!
• Dirtbag
• Dirty and Clean Jokes
• Dirty Dog
• Dirty Old Man
• Disabled Swimming Race
• Disarming the Guard
• Discontinued Jelly Bean Flavors
• Discrimination
• Dishwasher
• Divine Flatulence
• Divorce
• DJ's First Day of School
• Do You Have A Light?
• Do You Have Any Nuts? No?
• Doctors vs. Lawyers
• Doe a Deer
• Does That Leg Go All The Way Up?
• Dog and Elephant
• Dog Dancer
• Dog Days
• Don''t Say a Word
• Don't Do Unto Others
• Don't Drink And Not Drive
• Don't Eat the Brown Ones
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Got Milk?
• Don't Kick the Animals, Man
• Don't Leave 'Em Hanging
• Don't Make Me Bible Belt You
• Don't Say This During Sex
• Donations To The Preacher
• Donkeys at Christmas
• Donut and Loaf of Bread
• Door-to-Door Sales Crap
• Doorprize
• Double Entendres Out The Wazoo
• Doughboy
• Dought Girl
• Down she goes
• Dr. Seuss as Technical Writer
• Dragging Their Feet
• Dreams About Growin' Up
• Drinking Buddies
• Drip... Drip... Drip
• Drivers Education Exam Answers
• Drunk Musicians
• Drunk Superhero
• Drunken Donut II: The Return
• Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
• Dumb Crossing
• Dumb mama joke
• Dummy e-mail
• Duuuuh Dumb Jock
• Duuuuh Dumb Jock
• Dwarf Eskimo
• Dyslexic Lightbulb
• E-mail Error
• E-vil
• E.T.'s Eyes Wide Shut
• Eating Cake Lately?
• Egg
• Eggplant and Nuts
• Electric Nut
• Electron Elation
• Elementary, My Dear Watson
• Elephant and Man
• Elephant and Rhino
• Elephant Encounter
• Elephant Innuendo
• Elevator Shoes
• Elvis vs. Jesus
• Emoticons
• Employee of the Month
• Empty Cheeze Whiz
• Ending It All
• Engineer vs. Manager
• Engineer's Belief
• Engineering In Hell
• Engineers and A Glass of Water
• Engineers and The Human Body
• English Jesus
• Epileptic Bath
• Equal Opportunity Asphyxiation
• Escape from the Institution
• Escaped Midget!
• Eskimos &Their Peculiar Laundry Habits
• Essential Desert Objects
• Ethnic Joke
• Eulogy
• Even & Odd-Numbered Snow Parking
• Executive Decision
• Expensive Perfume
• Eye Rubbers
• Eye to Eye
• F-A-R-M
• Face Sabbatical
• Falling Down
• Famous Last Words
• Famous People and Chickens
• Famous People Say the Darndest Things
• Fan and Vacuum
• Faraway Books
• Farmer Joe and his Mule
• Fascinating
• Fast as You Can
• Fast Food
• Fast Food for Rednecks
• Fast Food Job Application
• Fat Dude
• Father Christmas?
• Father Christmas?
• Father Murphy's Donkey
• Feelin' Blue
• Ferry Boy
• Fetal Attraction
• Field of...
• Fifty Naked Men
• Final Exam
• Fire Engine Red
• Firetruck
• First Class
• Fish Eye
• Fish Fish Fish
• Fish says, "Duuuuude!"
• Fish TV
• Fishing For a Sale
• Fishing Line
• Five Pigs In a Bar
• Five Pound Fly
• Fix This
• Flap Jacket
• Flat Chance
• Flies Have Wings, Why?
• Flintstone Pick-up Line
• Flock Of Seagulls
• Flood Shmud
• Flower Flub-o-rama
• Fly, Soup, the Usual
• Flying Time
• Fooled You
• For my next trick...
• For Unemployed Loser Schmucks
• Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls
• Ford Manufacturing
• Fords
• Foreign Policy
• Forty Toothed Monster Holder-Backer
• Four Catholic Mothers
• Four Wheels and Yellow
• Frankenstein's Sex Life
• Free Sex with Fill Up
• Fresh Meat
• Fridays in Hell
• From Dusk Till...Oh.
• From the WordPerfect Help Desk
• Fruit
• Full of Bull
• Full Speed Ahead
• Fully Loaded
• Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru
• Fun With Cops
• Fun With The States!
• Funny Answering Machine Messages
• Funny Business
• Gags For The Office Drone
• Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
• Gassy Broad
• Gay Church
• Gay Farmer Nickname
• Gay Men & Light Bulb
• Gay on Airplane
• Gay Pick-Up Line
• Gay Picnic
• General Failure
• Genetic Manipulation For Good, Not Evil
• Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
• Genie in a bottle
• Genie-us
• Genie-wine
• Geometry
• Geometry Fun
• George and Harry's European Vacation
• George Bush , Saddam Hussein and General ...
• George Washington & Cherry Tree
• German Windbreaker
• Get On The Bus
• Get On The Bus, Yo
• Get What?
• Getting Old
• Getting Picked On
• Getting Weighed
• Getting Your Goat
• Ghetto Shopping
• Ghost Arrest
• Ghost Grope
• Ghosting It
• Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
• Gloves and Panties
• Go Ahead and Walk All Over Me
• God and Men's Sex Lives
• God Bless Us
• God Gots Jokes
• God Helps Me Pee
• God Is Missing
• God Made Eve First
• God vs. the Scientists
• God's First Name
• God's Name
• God's Speed of Service
• Godawful Pickup Line
• Going to the Bathroom in a Monk's Home
• Gold Coins
• Gone Fishin'
• Gone With The Schwinn
• Good Can of Corn
• Good News, Bad News
• Good Ol' Zombie Babies
• Gorilla and Computer
• Gorilla in a Tree
• Got a Cold Knock Knock
• Got to Hurt
• Gotcha!
• Gotta Hand It To You
• Government Tactics
• Grandma
• Grandma on the Run
• Grandma's Nuts
• Grannny's Letter
• Grapevine Sliding
• Grass Eater
• Greed
• Green Rock
• Gross Cornflakes
• Gross Siamese Tongue
• Gross, Grosser, Grossest
• Gross, Grosser, Grossest II
• Grosser Than Gross - Pudding
• Grosser Than Gross Kiss
• Grossische Joke
• Growing Old
• Guess What I Am?
• Guns 'n' Mimes
• Guns don't kill....
• Guy from West Virginia
• Gypped Gypsies
• Halle Berry Bares All
• Halloween Blunder
• Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha
• Halloween Treats for the Dead
• Halloween: Which Witch?
• Ham and Sex
• Hand Falls Off
• Handy Worplace Phrases
• Hang Man
• Hanky
• Hans Across Iraq
• Hanukkah Gift Guilt
• Happiness
• Happy Birthdead To You
• Hard Sleepin'
• Harleys and Hoovers
• Harry Potter Quiz
• Harry Potter Sequels
• Harry Potter Stays Back
• Harvard Lightbulb
• Hate to Brag
• Havaii or Hawaii
• Have Yourself a PC Little Christmas
• Heading for Trouble
• Heal The World
• Heaven and Hell
• Heavenly Help
• Heavenly Reward
• Heavy Sack
• Heavy Sack
• Height of Laziness
• Helen Keller
• Helen Keller Driving
• Helen Keller Feller
• Helen Keller's Favorite Color
• Helen Keller...Masturbation
• Helisoft
• Hell Freezes Over
• Hello Stranger
• Help Me, I'm On A Date
• Helping the Pope With His Holy Crossword
• Hey, I'm Drowning Here...
• Hi-Steppin' Mama
• Hide the Duke
• Hierarchy
• Higher, Mommy!
• Highly Illogical
• Hilarious Signs
• Historical Origin of The "Finger"
• Ho Ho Ho
• Hogwarts Expulsion
• Hold On a Sec
• Holding It In
• Holiday Eating Tips - For The Sane
• Hollywood Lessons
• Hollywood Lessons
• Holy Lottery
• Holy Water
• Holy Water
• Homework
• Honeymoon
• Honk If You Love Jesus
• Hormonally Yours
• Horse Tears
• Horse's Ass
• Hostage Situation
• Hostile Happy Hour
• Hot Enough for Ya?
• Hot Lunch
• Hot Revenge
• Hot Tomato
• Hotel Fun
• Hotel Hijinx
• Hotel Letters
• House Conversation
• House of Sand and Dust
• How Annoy Your Roommate
• How Do You Catch?
• How do you drown a blonde?
• How do you get a blonde really ...
• How do you keep a moron busy?
• How do you know the Toothbrush was invented...
• How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
• How does herpes leave the hospital?
• How does the man on the moon get...
• How Golf is like Urinating in a Public Restroom
• How many blondes does it take...
• How many Irishmen does it take...
• How many Irishmen does it take...
• How many Irishmen does it take...
• How Many Men Does It Take?
• How many surrealists does it take...
• How Many Union Guys Does It Take...
• How to Annoy People in an Elevator
• How to Annoy People in Restaurants Part II
• How to Annoy Your Co-Workers
• How To Bathe A Cat
• How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
• How to be Obnoxious in Jr. High...
• How To Get A Raise
• How To Prepare Chicken...
• How to Sell a Bible
• How To Sell Lawnmowers
• How to Urn Bennys
• How to Write a College Paper
• Huh?
• Human Resource Lingo
• Hung Like a Horse
• Hungry Mama
• Hunters
• Hydrant Equation
• Hypertext is Funny!
• I Ain't 'Fraid Of No Ghost
• I Bet You Can't...
• I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already
• I Didn't Do It!
• I Didn't Know That
• I Don't Get It
• I Guess That's Fair
• I Hit Two of My Best Balls
• I Like Monkeys
• I Nearly Pissed Myself
• I Need Glasses. Do I Ever
• I See You!
• I Still Don't Get It
• I Think I'm a Moth
• I Think Santa Claus Is A Woman...
• I Think Santa Claus Is A Woman...
• I Went To The Bank
• I''m a Photographer, Not a...
• I''ve Found Religion! It''s In My Plate.
• I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge
• I'm a Barbie Girl
• I'm A Spoon
• Ice Cream
• Ice Cream Lessons
• Ice Ice Baby
• Idiot on the Phone
• If brains were dynamite...
• If Ever You're Choking...
• If I Had A Hammer
• If I Only Had a Brain
• If you're American ...
• If _____ Made Toasters
• Improvements in Hell
• In All the Land
• In His Image
• In the Groove
• In the Marines
• In The Navy
• In-law vs Outlaw
• In-Laws and Out-Laws
• Incredible Confession
• Indian Promiscuity
• Infectious Fast Food
• Inner Space
• Inside out
• Instant-Win Airbags!
• Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
• Intelligent Life?
• Intelligent Quotes
• Interrupting Cow
• Interview Don'ts
• IQ Test
• Irish Delecacy
• Isn't She Lucky?
• It Ain't Bingo
• It Ain't Surgery
• It Happened at 40,000 Feet
• It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...
• It''s awful scary in these woods, mister!
• It's A Family Thing
• It's A Pun. Get It?
• It's Not Genetics
• It's Quittin' Time
• It's Sohotta In The Sahara
• It's the Big One - Take Cover!!!!!!!!!!!
• It's Very Difficult To Marry Princesses
• It's What's for Dinner
• Jack and Jill
• Jack and Jill and Modern Economics
• Jack Be Nimble
• Jack Off
• Jam out, Adam Ant!
• Jamaician Proctologist
• Jeeves
• Jelly 'n' Milk
• Jesus and His Disciples
• Jesus and his Father
• Jesus and Satan are having a conversation...
• Jesus gives speech
• Jesus Is Gonna Get You
• Jesus's Ethnicity
• Jew Unit
• Jewelers v. Jailers
• Jewish Mother
• Jingle Balls II
• Job Application
• Job Application
• Johnny Cannot Tell a Lie
• Joke Joke
• Jolly Green Giant
• Jolly Santa
• Journey to the OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Joystick (Ya Get It?)
• Jugglenaut
• Juicy Squirt
• Jumping Rope
• Jungle Gaiety
• Jungle Poker
• Just A Juggalo
• Just browsing
• Just You
• Justice Prevailed
• K-mart Stands for...
• Kangaroo + Leap Year =
• Kangaroo Sleepovers
• Keep it on the DL
• Ken and Barbie
• Kilts Are Awesome
• King JESUS
• King Tut Tut Tut
• King's Army
• Knight on a Dog
• Knights And Birth Control Limerick
• Knock Knock... Banana
• Knock Knock... Canoe
• Knock knock... Dishes
• Knock Knock... Katmandu
• Knock Knock... Matthew
• Knock knock... Midget
• Knock Knock... Nobel
• Knock Knock... Old Lady
• Knock Knock... Roxanne
• Knock, Knock
• Knock, Knock... Arthur
• Knock, Knock... George Washington
• Knock, knock... Goliath Who?
• Knock, Knock... Katmandu who?
• Knock, Knock... Madame
• Knock, Knock... Phyllis
• Knock, knock... Polar
• Knock, Knock... Wayne
• Knock, Knock...Sneeze
• Knock-Knock... Madam
• Kofi Annan's New Year's UN Resolutions
• Krazy Library Fun
• Krusty vs. the Cannibals
• Kurt Co-brain
• Lack of Vision
• Lady's Butt
• Lame-O's
• Land Of Milk And Honey
• Last Request
• Last Things You Wanna Hear From a Cop
• Late Cannibal
• Late Garbage
• Laughing Washing Machine
• Lawyer On His Deathbed
• Lawyers and Blondes, oh my!
• Le Stinkers
• Le Stinkers
• Learning to Fly
• Leg Talk
• Legless Cow
• Legless Dog
• Lemon Squeeze
• Lemonia
• Lepechaun at Augusta
• Leper Hockey
• Lesbian Vampires
• Lesbians in a Canoe
• Lesbians, Diets, and Makeup
• Lesser Known Fad Diets
• Lessons in Ebonics
• Let the Trucker Sleep
• Let Them Eat Homework
• Let's Play Monkey In The Tree
• Liar Sermon
• Life of an Egg
• Life's like a bag of Jelly beans...
• Life's Reflections
• Lightbulb... Actors
• Lightbulb... Christians
• Lightbulb... Harvard
• Lightbulb: Psychiatrist 2
• Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women
• Lightbulbs...
• Lighten It Up
• Like A Rock
• Lima
• Linguistic Lapses
• List of Short Books
• Little Boy Blue
• Little Girls
• Little Girls Who Suck
• Little Green Balls
• Little Johnny's "Bookish" Father
• Little Johnny's Halloween
• Little Johnny's Question
• Little Johnny's Time of the Month
• Little Leprechaun?
• Little Mermaid
• Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble
• Little Pianist
• Logical Nun
• Lone Bones
• Long Live the Pope
• Long Sermon
• Long, Hard and...
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• So many to choose from
• Sobriety Test
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